thinkspeakstress:

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

It’s true tho haha!

youko-mj:

The best test ever.

awesomephilia:

Summer is Coming (via)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

enenkay:

khwamsukh:

So I was taking the train this morning and—

That guy knows what’s up

slutego:

Good for you. Want a cookie

Sweet fuck, this is perfection.

thelifeandtimesofagaymer:

exceptumbridgecankickyoass:

pseudomuse:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

Whelp, looks like it’s time to go on an adventure.

OH MY GOD, BLESS YOU COCA-COLA.

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.